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Drag Art Henny

May 6th, 2012 at 3:46 pm by leotheweblion

So I’ve been at home sick for a while and I started dabbling a little more in Illustrator. I decided to do some portraits of the queens from RPDR and here they are

Sharon 2016

Sharon 2016

Phish Realness Henny

Phish Realness Henny

I basically went into Illustrator and did the outlines and filled in the skin, the makeup, etc. After, I took it to Photoshop and put in the eyes, the hair, the background and the title. I think it looks pretty cool = )

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Steve-O has dumped Elisabetta Canalis

April 21st, 2012 at 1:25 pm by leotheweblion

Ok, so you just read this headline and are probably thinking two things: “Someone was actually dating Steve-O willingly?!” and then “Wait, Steve-O dumped someone who was willingly dating him?!”. If you’re really caught up on who Elisabetta is, then you would add a third “And the person who was willingly dating him is Clooney’s ex?!”. I know all of these things seem as probable as seeing Ke$ha bathe, but it happened people, it really happened.

Sources say that he dumped the “Dancing with the Stars” hottie because he didn’t want to jeopardize his sobriety. Apparently she’s one big partier and Steve-O figured she might get in the way of him being sober. Apparently we’ve also entered some weird parallel universe where Steve-O is clean and soon the Olsen twins will appear on some magazine as morbidly obese.

While I commend Steve-O on his new way of life, I can’t help but think that he just let the best thing to happen to him just sail away. I mean, couldn’t the guy just grow some balls, not staple them to his thigh, and let the woman be? I’m only hoping that this all comes full circle and Clooney will start dating Steve-O, then I’d understand why this mess even happened.

Sidenote: According to a source, she was attracted to Steve-O because he made her laugh. Apparently that was the same reason she had for Clooney. So if you’re out there reading this and want to date Elisabetta, just sharpen up your comedy skills and you too can have a piece of the Canalis pie.

Steve-O dumps Elisabetta Canalis

Steve-O dumps Elisabetta Canalis

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Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 10: “DILFS: Dads I’d Like To Frock”

April 3rd, 2012 at 9:58 pm by leotheweblion

1. OH man….I’ve said it before and I will say it again….this show keeps getting better and crazier. let’s just get started…good news, I didn’t shit a live kitten (and just in time bc I was really starting to crown). I really wished that they were gonna bring back Alisa but alas they done brought little “Kenja” Michaels back. She was in the top people I wanted back so I was all like “YAY” #sheCrayCray

OH hey "Kenja"

2. So this first challenge with “Dragging out a Teddy Bear”…I dunno guys, it’s like these producers and RuPaul just sit around doing peyote and writing down the most random things for the challenges. Did I mention the peyote is spiked with meth and acid…anywho, I guess a challenge is a challenge and “Kenja” won. LMAO @ one of the drag bears being compared to Jiggly Puff lol. #teamPeyote

bahahaha Jiggly Bear

bahahaha Jiggly Bear

fishy Bear

fishy Bear

3. Ok, so now here’s where I knew for sure that the peyote concoction had to have had some kind of rave underground drug that was made from leftovers of the drug residue found on the floor and stage at Ultra Music Festival. They introduced 5 Manly Men (I’m talking about rugged grease monkey men okrr)…which the queens had to dress up…first in drag for a strip tease…THEN…..THEN….THEN….with a fake pregnant belly for a momma daughter runway walk. I just…I don’t even….ultra. #sooManyDrugs

Robin Mansions lol

Robin Mansions lol

Latrice's Man okrr

Latrice's Man okrr

4. Sidenote: Did anyone else think that the guy Phi Phi got was kinda hot? I was laughing soo hard when “Kenja” had to tuck her man’s enormous member. #babyArmHoldingAnApple

He got a big peen

He got a big peen

caliente

caliente

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Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 8: “Frenemies”

March 20th, 2012 at 10:20 pm by leotheweblion

Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 8: “Frenemies”

1. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG…so basically y’all have heard (if you have a tv or facebook or twitter or have a gay friend whose name has a vowel in it) that Willam done gone sent home for breaking the rules okrr! I will save my thoughts on this for the end bc there’s a lot of talk about it, but first let’s discuss the build up that came to be …THE HANGING OF THE BEARDED MAN #aTitleToBeSaidEpically

Done Got Sent Home

Done Got Sent Home

2. So of course let me start with one of Willam’s one liners -which I’m totally gonna miss btw even though I hated her- which was “For once the lipstick isn’t on her teeth” talking about Jiggly Puff’s lipstick message #bahahahahahaha

Oh Miss Jiggly Puff

Oh Miss Jiggly Puff

3. I swear, miss ma’am RuPaul and those first challenges…always kill me. I would have been nervous as all flying fucks if I had to take a lie detector test. Of course they answered the most important question right, which was “Do you like my Iron Fist shoe line?” (Ru’s shoe line of course) to which the answer seemed to be “yes”. Also, LMAO @ everyone wanting to Kai Kai with Latrice (or so it seemed), & the HATE between Phi Phi and Sharon. #bitchesDontLie

sweat girll!

sweat girll!

4. I thought that the pairing of the frenemies was good, whether to create friction or just to create some kind of interesting atmosphere. The really hateful ones of course being Phi Phi and Sharon lol. Oh man, I died with “I’d rather call you party city spook…I don’t want to call you glamorous” @Phi Phi about what name to give to Sharon during their frenemy song. Then Sharon with “She’s that squeaky princess that just needs to get whacked in the head a 2×4“. Also, their singing was….interesting -Phi Phi and Sharon’s- it was like someone built one of those crazy robot arms and then operated it every so slowly on Phi Phi’s balls and then ripped them off. Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate #bitchWentHigh

Whatchu doing there hunty?

Whatchu doing there hunty?


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Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 7: “Dragazines”

March 13th, 2012 at 9:30 pm by leotheweblion

Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 7: “Dragazines”

1. hmm…da liberry…Latrice WAS pretty funny….I expected more out of Willam and Sharon #ReadBitches

Phi Phi Reading

Phi Phi Reading

2. AAAHHHH Rupaul was wearing fashion frames just like mine! #hersHadLensesButStill

Ru Has my FASHION FRAMES!

Ru Has my FASHION FRAMES!

3. OMG the shade of miss Phi Phi #tellingJigglyPuffToBeSerious

Throwing Dat Shade

Throwing Dat Shade

4. lmao @ Dita with her chicken #iDontEatChickenInPublic

No KFC fa me okrr

No KFC fa me okrr

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Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 6: “Float Your Boat”

March 6th, 2012 at 10:52 pm by leotheweblion

Random Thoughts and Review for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 6: “Float Your Boat”

1. First challenge was as always….cray to the cray…..Willam did look kinda hot…still a little too neanderthal looking for my taste but not as much as she usually looks…also, Chad DID look like a milf okrrr! Lastly, I was soo afraid that ma gurl Phi Phi was gonna dissapoint me again in this episode…bitch done had her hair and BOOBZ fall off okrrr! Sidenote: Latrice and her water absorbing pads LMAO! #latriceDoneSoakedUpAllDaWater

Phi Phi done lost her boobz

Phi Phi done lost her boobz

MILF

MILF

2. You know what really grinds my gears? Aside from that Lindsay Lohan moving on the stage with her little outfits? How these people are supposed to be drag queens….they are supposed to have some of the most creative minds (in my opinion) and yet don’t know how to “DELIVER”. I am hardcore looking at you JIGGLY! How is it that making a boat in the color ORANGE was soo difficult to do?! My friend and I paused the show for a brief moment and came up with a plethora of ideas that we would have done with that boat including but not limited to: a rising pheonix, something sun or lava related, really anything with fire or light to go with the whole “Hope Floats” etc. Def not whatever the retarded thing she came up with was…I was soo dissapointed. #getWithItDolls

COME ON!

COME ON!

3. Jiggly out of drag looks alot like Shan Yu’s (villain from Mulan) more effeminate semi autistic cousin #canIGetSomeHands

Shan Yu

Shan Yu

like fa real

like fa real

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